Articles tagged with "the-offside-rewind"
The Offside Rewind: Just a Flesh Wound
By Bob | February 9th, 2007Bad ball boy, bad ball boy Another reason to hate fake turf Try running away with this book The richest football clubs in the world Cannibalism rears its ugly ...
The Offside Rewind: Part of a Healthy Diet
By Bob | February 2nd, 2007Real Arsenal Deportivo Bayern Salt Lake Wayne Rooney loves his granny Play nicely or we'll walk off the field Gazza knows were to go to find the bargains Heads ...
The Offside Rewind: The Game is Beautiful
By Bob | January 26th, 2007The almost perfect birthday gift A great story coming to a movie theater near you The most valuable players have a different value Welcome to the land of ...
The Offside Rewind: Better Him than Me
By Bob | January 19th, 2007Put on some clothes and streak Shah 7, Laos 0 How will Beckham do in MLS? Ask the experts Your late night analysis Ramon Calderon teaches students the ...
The Offside Rewind: Praying for a better Hair Day
By Bob | January 12th, 2007The David Beckham Chia Pets are selling like crazy in LA Roque shows off his rocks Cristiano Ronaldo's girlfriend is almost as pretty as he is You couldn't ...
The Offside Rewind: Keep your Head in the Game
By Bob | January 5th, 2007Once a moron, always a moron Here's the definition of violent conduct And here' a definition of, well, something Ice, Ice Nigel It is only a matter of time ...
The Offside Rewind: More Fun than a Kick to the Face
By Bob | December 15th, 2006Here's a good way to piss off an entire nation You can get Landon Donovan some lingerie for his wedding gift The next great one or a ...
The Offside Rewind: We Need a New Game Plan
By Bob | December 8th, 2006Peter Crouch's sweetie is in your dreams Raise a toast to Paul Jewell at 4 am Stay away from dangerous referees Time to re-learn all the things you ...
The Offside Rewind: It's in the Bag
By Bob | December 1st, 2006* Phil Neville fails the drinking game * Fabio Cannavaro has some golden balls * David James boldly goes where no man has gone before * Boca Juniors ...
The Offside Rewind: A Little Determination Goes a Long Way
By Bob | November 17th, 2006Stefan Postma adds to your collection of celebrity sex tapes Save your money and you too can become a WAG Those merry pranksters at Macclesfield Move over soccer, ...
The Offside Rewind: All Twisted Up
By Bob | November 10th, 2006The Return of Nightmare on Abel Street Naming stadiums after genitalia is a growing trend Adolph Hitler hits the motivational speech circuit Gazza looks like he enjoys hanging ...
The Offside Rewind: Kickin' it Together
By Bob | October 27th, 2006If a game is played in a forest and no one is there is it still a game? The best player that you never knew even ...
The Offside Rewind: Wow, it really is this big!
By Bob | October 20th, 2006* Blogs, blogs, everywhere there's blogs * If you can't get away with choking a player, what's the point of coaching? * Maybe the only solution is ...
The Offside Rewind: Trimming a Little off the Top
By Bob | October 13th, 2006* Nothing says comedy like jokes about head butts * One way to increase scoring would be to play with two balls at once * The greatest ...
The Offside Rewind: Up Close and Personal
By Bob | October 6th, 2006* The newest get rich scheme * Barton's backside spared from trip to the pokey * Hey, those silly looking mascots look familiar * Solomon Islands will kick ...
The Offside Rewind: We didn't Start the Fire
By Bob | September 29th, 2006* If there is a worse injury than a split scrotum we don't want to know * There are blown goals and then there is the ...
The Offside Rewind: Celebrating Cheating Ball Boys Everywhere
By Bob | September 15th, 2006We can't watch the ball boy scoring a goal video enough times; We can't wait to see Materazzi and Zidane making out and making up on ...
The Offside Rewind: As Fun as Kissing your Sister
By Bob | September 8th, 2006The next time you see Zizou you might want to avoid talking about his sister; MLS follows the World Wrestling Federation entertainment model for a change; Speaking ...
The Offside Rewind: The Ham Smells a Little Funny
By Bob | September 1st, 2006Something stinks around here and it isn't the spoiled ham in the fridge; Come for the football, stay for the mascots; Hooligan action figures are coming to ...
The Offside Rewind: The Elbow Felt on Pluto
By Bob | August 25th, 2006No matter how many times you see the tackle it will make you cringe; It is about time that we all give Black Sabbath its proper ...
The Offside Rewind: All Dressed Up for the Big Party
By Bob | August 18th, 2006We're three weeks old and we can already sit up and drool. It has been a busy and productive week in our growth process ...
The Offside Rewind: Perfectly Unbalanced
By Bob | August 11th, 2006News from the footy week that was: A team in Mexico is sponsored by our high school sweatheart, we mean a bread company; Don't try this at ...
The Offside Rewind: We're Learning to Fly
By Bob | August 4th, 2006We're a week old and a week wiser. Here are some of the stories we brought your way over the past 96 or so ...
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