Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup.

Sadly, we could've turned this thing into an all-Prem list, but did our best to look elsewhere. Didn't turn out so well. The problem is ...

Sebastian Mendez's Bruce Lee Impression

There's really no debating this one, Sebastian Mendez of San Lorenzo had zero intention of going for ball. It appears he'd just been watching too ...

£30m offer for Dimitar Berbatov

Just breaking news but the Manchester Evening News is reporting that the new ownership group has opened the vaults and tabling a £30m offer for ...

the bad with the good

If it hadn't been for this piece of news I would have to say this day should be celebrated for Man City fans. Finally this ...

Match Recap: Reason to worry?

A gift (from Frank Lampard) + dreadful second half + an opponent content to defend = a monotonous 1-1 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham at ...

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Tottenham 1

Prem Preview: None of that

Spurs have recently been just that in the side of Chelsea. Last year, those bums were able to not only pry the Carling Cup from ...

if you can't play with the big boys move along

I've been posting for quite some time now that if any club seriously wanting to bring in Andrei Arshavin, it was easy. Pay the money, ...

Here or somewhere else, part 2

"Somewhere else" is starting to look at lot like north London as Juande Ramos is readying to finalize the £12m swoop of Russian international Roman ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko deal done!

Club officials of Spartak Moscow have confirmed that Roman Pavlyuchenko is set to join Tottenham. "A deal has been agreed between the clubs and the transfer ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko to Tottenham

The long awaited move of Roman Pavlyuchenko to Tottenham is apparently in its final stages as a variety of Russian media sources are claiming he ...

Danny Alves: The €30m Man

UEFA Cup champs Zenit St. Petersburg just made the single biggest splash of the summer transfer window by putting down an insane €30m for one ...

Dimitar Berbatov is the New Rafael van der Vaart

(Pardon the mess on the photos, spilled some garbage on them this morning.) This is one of today's Shocking! News! Stories!. That's Dimitar Berbatov at an ...

The Story Behind Arshavin's "Slavery"

A couple weeks ago Andrei Arshavin's agent went on a bit of a tirade, joining the masses suffering from skewed perception and labeled his client ...

Sheva's Going Home. Unless He's Not.

And here we go: Sheva to Milan is back on. Again. After the early summer speculation and "imminent" move (the press does love that word), ...

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

The Good Brazilians in London: Yeah yeah, Portsmouth ain't exactly on their level, but Big Boss is going to be mighty pleased this season with Luiz ...

Prem 08-09: Fearless Predictions

And with the season upon us, it's time for more predictions which will almost certainly not come true because my crystal ball is dirty and ...

Prem 08-09: The Sack Race

The beginning of the Premiership season is upon us, and that means a few things: i. If you root for someone outside the Big Four, ...

attention shoppers, Andrei is now on sale!

Word is out now through a variety of Russian news sources that Zenit Saint Petersburg have dropped their asking price of Andrei Arshavin with two ...

Premier League Prediction: Final Standings 2008/9

The Premier League gets underway tomorrow, and I'm feeling brave. So brave that I've taken a (likely woefully inaccurate) guess at how the 2008/9 Premier ...

Vedran Ćorluka to stay!

In a reversal of fortune, the Manchester Evening News is reporting that Vedran Ćorluka has turned down a £8m to Tottenham. Mark Hughes noted that ...

An Ode To Hyperbole

Andrei Arshavin, like Cristiano Ronaldo, Rafinha and Lionel Messi (since freed by his captors), is a slave. Held against his will by his rich vodka-drinking ...

Carlos Cuéllar to Tottenham?

This is inevitable but the fallout from the Champions League debacle will cut wide and deep. The Scottish Sun is reporting that Juande Ramos is ...

Paul Robinson's New Title

If you're a Blackburn fan, you've probably had a rough summer. First the Rovers lost up and comer Mark Hughes to Citeh, bringing in a ...

Dutch Oven

Celtic really stunk it up tonight in the Netherlands, losing their first game of the Feyenoord Jubilee Tournament against Tottenham 2-0. Spurs saw goals ...

Andrei Arshavin to Tottenham update 2

In continuation of Andrei Arshavin transfer rumour to Tottenham saga, the BBC is claiming that the Spurs most recent offer has been rejected by Zenit. ...

Andrei Arshavin to Tottenham update 1

In an update to the Andrei Arshavin transfer rumour to Tottenham, Russian news agencies are now reporting that a deal is very close to being ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko to Tottenham?

Juande Ramos swoop for Russian players doesn't end with Andrei Arshavin as the BBC is reporting that the they are in contract talks with Spartak ...

Andrei Arshavin to Tottenham rumours

I should first say that the consistent rumours of Andrei Arshavin transferring to any number of clubs this summer has been somewhat amusing to me. ...

Robbie Keane to Liverpool "An Enforced Sale"

Wow. Spurs chairman Daniel Levy wasn't in the mood to put any positive spin on losing Robbie Keane to Liverpool for (up to) £20.3 million. ...