First Thing 'Arry Should Do As New Spurs Boss is...

Harry Redknapp has been confirmed as the new manager of Tottenham Hotspur after Juande Ramos was sacked by the club. Portsmouth are now looking for ...

Daily Dose: October 24th, 2008.

Stuff to read while you realize Kun Aguero should stick to his day job..... (vid via Off The Post) Old Firm bad for the development of Scottish ...

Daily Dose: October 23rd, 2008.

Stuff to read while you try to fire Santa Claus....... No debating it any more, video replay is a must. (Reuters Soccer Blog) ESPN struggles to understand ...

Daily Dose: October 20th, 2008.

Stuff to read while you receive sexual favors from a car wash vacuum...... People helping people in Doncaster. (Guardian) The cruelty of the Prem woodwork. (The Beautiful ...

Daily Dose: October 15th, 2008.

Stuff to read while you sue God..... A look at Bernd Stange's non-footballing job history. (Sniffing The Touchline) The WAG "circus" may be over, but those clowns ...

Who Needs News When You Can Just Make Stuff Up?

Have you ever known that the percentage of outlandish news and rumors seems to spike during international breaks? You know, stuff like finding Cesc & ...

Quakes/Spurs Collabo

I had heard rumblings (har har) about this for a little while, but didn't want to get anyone in trouble and let the cat out ...

UEFA Cup Draw Announced

Much of the press will go to Milan (this is the fourth story on the ESPN front page, not Soccernet) & the British clubs, but ...

Spartak Moscow's UEFA Cup efforts

Michael Laudrup's Spartak Moscow has been drawn into Group D of the UEFA Cup. The competition now enters the Group Stage with the top three ...

Daily Dose: 10.01.08

Stuff to read while you steal a truck carrying 5,000 condoms, 800 HIV tests and a 23-foot inflatable prophylactic*...... The hypocrisy of Zidane? (Guardian Unlimited) And Zidane ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko Doesn't Like It Long Time

Good day for Roman Pavlyuchenko yesterday. Scored his first Spurs goal against Newcastle, after thieving the ball in the midfield which wound up in the ...

Newcastle loses to Tottenham in Carling Cup

Newcastle lost 2-1 to Tottenham in the League ("Carling") Cup within a cavernous St James' Park. While quality of play was certainly less-than desirable, ...

League Cup Tottenham match preview

Newcastle will try to control the downward spiral today in the League ("Carling") Cup today against a Tottenham squad anxious to reverse their own problems. The ...

Daily Dose: 09.16.08

Stuff to read while you impersonate your daughter to become a high school cheerleader.... Martin Jol has led HSV to top of the Bundesliga - no, ...

Aston Martin Releases A Footballer's Dream

Aston Martin is releasing a new car. A really, really sexy new car. So sexy it'll cost a million pounds, meaning it will become the ...

Welcome to the Foot-In-Mouth Club, Sergei Rebrov.

Nobody has ever claimed that footballers, in general, are smart. That old saying "his feet aren't connected to his brain" sums it up quite nicely. ...

Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup.

Sadly, we could've turned this thing into an all-Prem list, but did our best to look elsewhere. Didn't turn out so well. The problem is ...

Sebastian Mendez's Bruce Lee Impression

There's really no debating this one, Sebastian Mendez of San Lorenzo had zero intention of going for ball. It appears he'd just been watching too ...

£30m offer for Dimitar Berbatov

Just breaking news but the Manchester Evening News is reporting that the new ownership group has opened the vaults and tabling a £30m offer for ...

the bad with the good

If it hadn't been for this piece of news I would have to say this day should be celebrated for Man City fans. Finally this ...

Match Recap: Reason to worry?

A gift (from Frank Lampard) + dreadful second half + an opponent content to defend = a monotonous 1-1 draw between Chelsea and Tottenham at ...

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Tottenham 1

Prem Preview: None of that

Spurs have recently been just that in the side of Chelsea. Last year, those bums were able to not only pry the Carling Cup from ...

if you can't play with the big boys move along

I've been posting for quite some time now that if any club seriously wanting to bring in Andrei Arshavin, it was easy. Pay the money, ...

Here or somewhere else, part 2

"Somewhere else" is starting to look at lot like north London as Juande Ramos is readying to finalize the £12m swoop of Russian international Roman ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko deal done!

Club officials of Spartak Moscow have confirmed that Roman Pavlyuchenko is set to join Tottenham. "A deal has been agreed between the clubs and the transfer ...

Roman Pavlyuchenko to Tottenham

The long awaited move of Roman Pavlyuchenko to Tottenham is apparently in its final stages as a variety of Russian media sources are claiming he ...

Danny Alves: The €30m Man

UEFA Cup champs Zenit St. Petersburg just made the single biggest splash of the summer transfer window by putting down an insane €30m for one ...

Dimitar Berbatov is the New Rafael van der Vaart

(Pardon the mess on the photos, spilled some garbage on them this morning.) This is one of today's Shocking! News! Stories!. That's Dimitar Berbatov at an ...

The Story Behind Arshavin's "Slavery"

A couple weeks ago Andrei Arshavin's agent went on a bit of a tirade, joining the masses suffering from skewed perception and labeled his client ...