The Post-Chivugate Pandemonium

Disclaimer: I likely do not know what the hell I am talking about. I nearly had to be committed during the middle of writing this ...

Barca-Inter-Barca-Inter-Barca......

The Great Hair Debate continues today with one of the most anticipated match-ups of the first round: David Beckham v Ronaldo (The Real One) and ...

What do Frank and Alexi Have in Common with Saddam Hussein's Son?

Uday Hussein, late son of the late Saddam, was the former president of the Iraqi National Olympic Committee. He kept a jail and a ...

My Cup(s) Overfloweth

Sorry for the lack of posts over the weekend, but I was fully occupied with the Gold Cup here in Chicago. (USA! USA! USA!) Of ...

Announcements, Refusals & Insanity Galore

The Great Hair Debate has kicked off. This isn't like a presidential election where your vote really doesn't matter, so everybody get on board and ...

Kansas City Acquires Santino Quaranta from Los Angeles

Week in Review: Transfer Rumors Ablaze in Kansas City (A midfielder from Atlas? A midfielder from Defensa y Justicia?)

Breaking News: The Wizards have made a deal for the Galaxy's Santino Quaranta, a story I will cover today after finishing the Week in Review. With ...

Scotland, Faubert & Medicated Chapstick

My Ass Is Chapped: On Friday I was perusing Martha's column regarding the Thierry Henry to Inter rumors, which she unfortunately unleashed about 7 seconds before ...

Saturday School: Chaos Theory 101

Disclaimer: I could be way off base here, but I'm going to theorize for the sake of theorization. So, if you disagree, go yell at ...

Naismith ponders his future, O'Connor heads to Birmingham

UPDATE TO THIS POST: O'Connor has reportedly signed with Birmingham. The two hottest Scottish properties in football right now are Garry O'Connor and Steven Naismith. ...

A Potpourri of Useless Flapdoodle

The Signings: Yesterday was the day of official announcements and such, and Roma have now officially acquired Juan from Bayer Leverkusen for €6.3m and the full ...

Galaxy Trade Rumors: Klein In, Sturgis and Findley Out?

I can't trace this back to an original source yet, so take it with a grain of salt for now, but a couple of blogs ...

A Preview Of @#$% Hitting The Fan

Updates: Stop the presses. Juan is official! Holy crap this came out of nowhere. The official number is €6.3m, great deal considering his quality and ...

Silly season begins

With the Clausura season (thankfully) behind us, we can now look forward to three months of unsubstantiated gossip and trade rumors. Since I tend not ...

Fab Quag's Is Hot & Heavy For Roma

Update: Sampdoria have reportedly bought out Udinese's half of Fab Quag's for around 6m euros. This is very surprising, because a 12m pricetag is easily ...

Aquilaninho & The Mondays

Doesn't that sound like a failed 1950's Motown group? I'm pretty sure that's also my favorite picture that I have used for the site yet. ...

C'e Solo Un Capitano

Il Capitano Francesco Totti added another piece of hardware to the illustrious trophy cabinet he is building in Rome. After Ruud van Nistelrooy was subbed off ...

Ruud v Totti & Rumors Galore

King of Europe Will Be Crowned Today: The news today resides in Madrid, where Ruud van Nistelrooy makes an attempt on the league and Europe, as ...

Ederson & The Weekend Update

Let's start this off with the big pseudo-rumor of yesterday, the French-born rumor that Roma had come in at the last minute to poach Brazilian ...

Has Pavon Signed for Galaxy?

Yesterday I gave Alexi and Frank my blessing for the signing of Honduran international Carlos Pavon. It appears that this is what they were ...

A Potpourri Of Useless Flapdoodle

BIG-TIME UPDATE: Reports coming from France are claiming Ederson is now an AS Roma player, for a fee of around 12m euros. Ladies and gentleman, we ...

Roma Adding A Gladiator

Hallelujah! Finally, a contract being signed not involving someone in the Swiss Second Divison. Ahmed Barusso, finally passed his medicals and will become Roma ...

Galaxy Linked to Yet Another Aging International

Okay, so yes, it's probably unfair of me to call a guy who just scored four goals in one Gold Cup game an "aging international." ...

Inter Sucks & Other Similarly Intelligent Musings

It's now pseudo-quasi-official, David Suazo has signed for Moratti's Mercenaries and will join the other 87 strikers on the Inter depth chart. That's not the ...

The Gossip & Pit (But It's Pronounced 'Piz')

Roma has officially signed their first target of the season, Romanian winger Adrian Pit from second division Swiss club Bellinzona! Start printing up those championship ...

Sunday School & Chivugate

CHIVUGATE: Alright, let's all get on the same page here. Christian Chivu came out yesterday and heatedly denied he has spoken with any other clubs regarding ...

The Weekend Update

For some unknown reason Roma have put everything else on hold to take care of the Christian Chivu situation. That includes signing Juan, because they ...

Another Argentine to become a Wizard?

It has long been known that Coach Onalfo's marquee target for foreign recruitment has been Argentina. The results thus far have been very satisfying: ...

Spalletti & Afternoon Delight

Luciano Spalletti (yeah, that's him) had a long interview on the tele today and il Romanista printed the dialogue. It wasn't exactly a sexy interview ...

A Potpourri of Useless Flapdoodle

The news today in la citta eterna is nonexistent, and there is nary a new rumor to talk about. Though there is the great news ...