Forest 0 Crystal Palace 2 - worst Championship season ever?

There has been some talk amongst pundits about whether or not a team can take Derby’s unenviable title of ‘worst Premiership season ever’. It’s such ...

Quakes/Spurs Collabo

I had heard rumblings (har har) about this for a little while, but didn't want to get anyone in trouble and let the cat out ...

Francesco Coco: On an Island and in the Shower

Former Italy defender Francesco Coco -- that's him in front -- has dreams of a career in Hollywood. So far, though, all he's got to ...

FIFA 09 - First Look

Got a hold of a couple pictures of Huckleberry digitized, as well as the starting XI and overall ratings for them. Props to ELEETE ...

Investigating David Beckham's Penis

It's one of the greatest mysteries of our time, up there with Area 51 and the Loch Ness Monster. Just how big are the goldenballs ...

My First Soccer Coach was...Godzooky?

I did not grow up in a soccer household. I don't believe that any of my relatives had ever played the game. I don't recall ...

God Bless Al Gore

In the dark days before the series of tubes known as "The Internets," we had to rely on ancient media like magazines and television for ...

Not That We're Complaining About Nudity, but What's With These Boys' Diaper Undies?

I love Italy. It is a glorious country. Where else in the world do we find that "footy joy" and "spontaneous nudity" are ...

at this point, we should play in the Lithuanian league ;)

Of course it is a joke, but at least we would be at the top of the table and undefeated. So after yesterday's 2-1 come-from-behind ...

Who Needs Words When You Have Photos?

Champions League. Roma. Julio Baptista. Anything else we might add would be superfluous.

"I'm a stranger here myself..."

You know it is not an easy thing to be a soccer fan in America. You are a member of an almost fringe fraternity, ...

Maradona's Almost-Son-in-Law

I had plans to post something much racier and more naked, but when I came across this picture of Kun Aguero in a pile of ...

In Praise of Hip-Dips

Ah, hip-dips. Those sweet, sexy little arrows that draw the eye downward and toward the center while screaming "LOOK DOWN HERE!! LOOK DOWN ...

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Sean

In an alternate, parallel universe, I'm just finishing a glorious twenty-year soccer career that included clubs in the USL-1, the MLS, the Coca-Cola Championship--on loan, ...

A Little Man Love To Start Your Day

In the mood for something that will leave you feeling nice and warm inside? Out of context, this video could probably be accused of having ...

Olof Mellberg: Perfect, Even Fully-Clothed

Alright, we admit it: Most of the footballers you'll be seeing here are likely to be wearing as little as possible. There are a few, ...

What's So Sexy About Florent Malouda?

What's so sexy about France and Chelsea winger Florent Malouda? We're not sure, but we think it's the accent. And the cheekbones. And the ...

What's So Sexy About Florent Malouda?

What's so sexy about France and Chelsea winger Florent Malouda? We're not sure, but we think it's the accent. And the cheekbones. And the ...

Forget the Game. We're All About the Hot Bods. Welcome to HABs Offside

Ladies and gentlemen! Or...well...ladies. We would like to welcome you to HABs Offside, the for-the-ladies equivalent to our sister site, ...

Lotte Cox

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Amanda Leerat

So...yeah. I post photos of half-naked footy players. What of it? One can admire the lines of Michelangelo's David without needing to ...

Ivana Baller

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Wayne

I'm from Ireland, I'm a Journalism student and I want to be a football journalist in the near future. Not much else to say except ...

EPL Roundup - City hit Pompy for six as United and Chelsea draw

Apologies for my slackness this weekend, its been a bit mad my end. But I am here now, and I will give you all the ...

and what a night it was...

My daydreams turned into a reality. I dreamed for Bonazzoli to wake up from his hibernation and he did scoring two typical striker goals. I ...

Week Five of the EPL preview - Its all kicking off.

The EPL just seems to be getting better and better eh? After the excitement of last week, the fixtures computer follows it with a big ...

Watching Galatasaray is just asking for a heart attack- Bellinzona 3-4 Galatasaray

Since I had class, I coldnt watch this match live, but I was able to watch it afterwards. Good thing I didn't watch it live. ...

European Daydreams!!!

I am at work early, and I don't know why. It's probably because I woke up this morning excited that my beloved SAMPDORIA returns to ...

Fulham Preview

Our next match sees us tied up with Fulham at home. Home happens to be the last place we beat Fulham in this fixture two ...