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Forest 0 Crystal Palace 2 - worst Championship season ever?
By Tim | October 10th, 2008There has been some talk amongst pundits about whether or not a team can take Derby’s unenviable title of ‘worst Premiership season ever’. It’s such ...
Quakes/Spurs Collabo
By Sean | October 8th, 2008I had heard rumblings (har har) about this for a little while, but didn't want to get anyone in trouble and let the cat out ...
Francesco Coco: On an Island and in the Shower
By Lotte Cox | October 8th, 2008Former Italy defender Francesco Coco -- that's him in front -- has dreams of a career in Hollywood. So far, though, all he's got to ...
FIFA 09 - First Look
By Sean | October 7th, 2008Got a hold of a couple pictures of Huckleberry digitized, as well as the starting XI and overall ratings for them. Props to ELEETE ...
Investigating David Beckham's Penis
By Ivanna Baller | October 6th, 2008It's one of the greatest mysteries of our time, up there with Area 51 and the Loch Ness Monster. Just how big are the goldenballs ...
My First Soccer Coach was...Godzooky?
By Sean | October 5th, 2008I did not grow up in a soccer household. I don't believe that any of my relatives had ever played the game. I don't recall ...
God Bless Al Gore
By Lotte Cox | October 4th, 2008In the dark days before the series of tubes known as "The Internets," we had to rely on ancient media like magazines and television for ...
Not That We're Complaining About Nudity, but What's With These Boys' Diaper Undies?
By Amanda Leerat | October 3rd, 2008I love Italy. It is a glorious country. Where else in the world do we find that "footy joy" and "spontaneous nudity" are ...
at this point, we should play in the Lithuanian league ;)
By Alberico | October 3rd, 2008Of course it is a joke, but at least we would be at the top of the table and undefeated. So after yesterday's 2-1 come-from-behind ...
Who Needs Words When You Have Photos?
By Amanda Leerat | October 2nd, 2008Champions League. Roma. Julio Baptista. Anything else we might add would be superfluous.
"I'm a stranger here myself..."
By Sean | October 1st, 2008You know it is not an easy thing to be a soccer fan in America. You are a member of an almost fringe fraternity, ...
Maradona's Almost-Son-in-Law
By Lotte Cox | October 1st, 2008I had plans to post something much racier and more naked, but when I came across this picture of Kun Aguero in a pile of ...
In Praise of Hip-Dips
By Amanda Leerat | September 30th, 2008Ah, hip-dips. Those sweet, sexy little arrows that draw the eye downward and toward the center while screaming "LOOK DOWN HERE!! LOOK DOWN ...
test centre image
By Amanda Leerat | September 30th, 2008Sean
By Daryl | September 29th, 2008In an alternate, parallel universe, I'm just finishing a glorious twenty-year soccer career that included clubs in the USL-1, the MLS, the Coca-Cola Championship--on loan, ...
A Little Man Love To Start Your Day
By Ivanna Baller | September 29th, 2008In the mood for something that will leave you feeling nice and warm inside? Out of context, this video could probably be accused of having ...
Olof Mellberg: Perfect, Even Fully-Clothed
By Lotte Cox | September 28th, 2008Alright, we admit it: Most of the footballers you'll be seeing here are likely to be wearing as little as possible. There are a few, ...
What's So Sexy About Florent Malouda?
By Amanda Leerat | September 28th, 2008What's so sexy about France and Chelsea winger Florent Malouda? We're not sure, but we think it's the accent. And the cheekbones. And the ...
What's So Sexy About Florent Malouda?
By Amanda Leerat | September 28th, 2008What's so sexy about France and Chelsea winger Florent Malouda? We're not sure, but we think it's the accent. And the cheekbones. And the ...
Forget the Game. We're All About the Hot Bods. Welcome to HABs Offside
By Amanda Leerat | September 26th, 2008Ladies and gentlemen! Or...well...ladies. We would like to welcome you to HABs Offside, the for-the-ladies equivalent to our sister site, ...
Amanda Leerat
By Amanda Leerat | September 26th, 2008So...yeah. I post photos of half-naked footy players. What of it? One can admire the lines of Michelangelo's David without needing to ...
Wayne
By Wayne | September 26th, 2008I'm from Ireland, I'm a Journalism student and I want to be a football journalist in the near future. Not much else to say except ...
EPL Roundup - City hit Pompy for six as United and Chelsea draw
By Rob | September 21st, 2008Apologies for my slackness this weekend, its been a bit mad my end. But I am here now, and I will give you all the ...
and what a night it was...
By Alberico | September 19th, 2008My daydreams turned into a reality. I dreamed for Bonazzoli to wake up from his hibernation and he did scoring two typical striker goals. I ...
Week Five of the EPL preview - Its all kicking off.
By Rob | September 19th, 2008The EPL just seems to be getting better and better eh? After the excitement of last week, the fixtures computer follows it with a big ...
Watching Galatasaray is just asking for a heart attack- Bellinzona 3-4 Galatasaray
By Musab | September 18th, 2008Since I had class, I coldnt watch this match live, but I was able to watch it afterwards. Good thing I didn't watch it live. ...
European Daydreams!!!
By Alberico | September 18th, 2008I am at work early, and I don't know why. It's probably because I woke up this morning excited that my beloved SAMPDORIA returns to ...
Fulham Preview
By Jim | September 17th, 2008Our next match sees us tied up with Fulham at home. Home happens to be the last place we beat Fulham in this fixture two ...









