Articles tagged with "utterly-unofficial-awards"
The Offside's Utterly Unofficial Awards for Chicago - RSL. The "Eastern" Conference Finals
By Laurie | November 14th, 2009Final score Chicago 0-0 RSL aet, RSL takes it on penalties, 5-4. First, just like last year, we have to go with the "AMERICANS SUCK AT ...
LA 2-Houston 0. The Offside's Utterly Unofficial Awards for the MLS Western Conference Championship
By Laurie | November 14th, 2009It's that time again! The time to give the Utterly Unofficial MLS Playoff awards that the teams, players and owners really deserve. ...
My Utterly Unofficial Awards for the Western Conference Semifinal, First Leg
By Laurie | October 30th, 2009Let's start with the "MOST RIDICULOUS NAME EVER" award to: The "Eastern/Western Conference Semifinals." With 50% of the spots awarded to wild cards, let's just ...
My Utterly Unofficial Awards for Seattle-Dallas
By Laurie | October 25th, 2009The "OOH, THAT WAS PRETTY" award to: Seattle Sounders. You guys are proving -- with your sharp one-touch passes and your gorgeously aggressive attacking style ...
The Utterly Unofficial Awards from KC-Seattle
By Laurie | October 18th, 2009The, "ACTUALLY, THE GRASS IS GREENER ON THIS SIDE" award to: Seattle Sounders for making the playoffs with a game to spare. Did anybody else ...
Seattle vs. Columbus: The Utterly Unofficial Awards They REALLY Deserved
By Laurie | October 5th, 2009Last year during the playoffs I got tired of the standard, usual awards (MotM? yawn) and decided to create my own. (Columbus ...
The Offside's Utterly Unofficial Awards for the MLS Cup
By Laurie | November 24th, 2008So we hear that Guillermo Barros Schelotto got the official Award for game MVP. Yawn. Our awards are better. The "We Hear that ...
The Offside's Awards for the "Western" Conference Final
By Laurie | November 16th, 2008Once again, we are here to ignore the obvious and give the players, teams and advertisers the awards they really deserve: The "Sarah Palin Commemorative Award ...
The Offside's Awards for the MLS Eastern Conference Final
By Laurie | November 14th, 2008We all know the usual awards after a big game, right? MVP, Best Goal, blah blah blah. Those are so boring. So, ...
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