Málaga v Sevilla Preview; "The Turning Point"

This one's going to have to be quick as I'm hopping on a plane to the Dominican Republic in about two hours. I had ...

Daily Dose: March 13th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you celebrate ping pong like the dramatic sport that it is...... Pondering the Rafa-less Liverpool. (View From The Terraces) Man City are snubbed ...

EPL Ramblings - Talking Rubbish And Transfer Gossip

Another round of ramblings here at the EPL Offside. My promise to keep this as regular as a fibre lover's bathroom goings was ultimately fruitless, ...

Dynamo - Metalist Kharkiv: UEFA Cup First Leg Preview

As the old idiom goes, familiarity breeds contempt, but you wouldn't know it from the words of respect and praise showered by Dynamo players and ...

When Transfer Rumors Raise Red Flags: Raul Albiol To Liverpool.

Sometimes transfer rumors are little more than a siren for impending disaster, and the Raul Albiol to Liverpool rumors top that list. Now make no ...

Metalist 0 - 2 Dynamo: Ship The Trophy!

If they were to mount a challenge to Dynamo's title aspirations down the stretch, Metalist Kharkiv knew they had to take all three points when ...

Valencia 2 - 2 Dynamo: Cool Hand Kravets

Facing an uphill battle in the return leg of their UEFA Cup tie with Valencia, Dynamo were in search of a hero. Trailing on ...

Conquistadors!

Valencia - Dynamo Preview: Who Will Step Up?

To prolong their up and down European campaign Dynamo will have to breach Valencia's suspect defense Thursday at the Mestalla. The hosts take an ...

Sevilla 1-0 Patético Madrid; "Oh My Jesús!!"

Sure we left it to the 87th minute but who better to score it than our most consistent performer all season and my secret man-crush? ...

Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy

This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God ...

Dynamo 1 - 1 Valencia: Ten > Twelve

The result was not what they were hoping for, but all things considered Dynamo have to be pleased with their effort. After spotting an ...

Dynamo - Valencia: Post Match Quotes

I will have the full review of today's UEFA Cup match between Dynamo and Valencia for you soon, but for now lets see what those ...

Welcome To The Tundra

...we've got snow and babes. To answer you question, Mr. Villa, it's just crystalline water ice that falls from clouds. Incredible, I know. Resist ...

Espanyol 0-2 Sevilla; "It's been a long time coming"

Oh how nice it is to see happy faces, especially since there haven't been many lately. It truly has been a long time coming, ...

Broke Bat Mountain

Get it? They can't pay their players, their crest is adorned by a bat, and they are a massive obstacle standing in the way ...

Rough Play Halts Final Tune-Up

As tempers flared between Kiev's Badr El Kaddouri and Moscow's Dmitri Kombarov, manager Yuri Semin made the wise decision to take the ball (and his ...

Diakhate Out For The Season

The news is grim for Dynamo, as influential defender Pape Diakhate has been ruled out for a minimum of four months with meniscus damage in ...

Spanish Club Wants To Get Paid, Drops Pants.

Without a single fact to back this up at the moment, it seems the financial crisis has hit Spanish football the hardest - mainly because ...

Sevilla 1-2 Betis; "Lower than Low"

This was definitely my worst birthday present I've ever received in my life. Derby day on my birthday was supposed to be perfect, but ...

Dynamo Seeks Asatiani Return

While manager Yuri Semin sounded notes of optimism following Pape Diakhate's knee injury in the friendly victory over Rubin Kazan, the club's front office is ...

Dynamo Beat Rubin, Lose Diakhate

Oleksandr Aliyev came off the bench in the second half and scored with ten minutes to play to give Dynamo a 1-0 victory over Russian ...

Sevilla v Betis Preview, Saturday 4PM GolTV; "Battle of Andalucía"

Disappointment was definitely an understatement to describe the first derby this year down the road in Betis' excuse of a stadium. It was slow, ...

Guilherme, Rincon Join Their Teammates In Spain

After a short break the second training camp in Marbella is under way for Dynamo. Yuri Semin continues to put his team through their ...

Two Birds With One Stone: Guilherme In, Kleber Out

Over the weekend Dynamo completed the transfer of Guilherme Milhomem Gusmão from Cruzeiro. The Kiev club sent unsettled forward Kleber and a reported $7 ...

Sporting Gijón 1-0 Sevilla; "Time to Panic"

It definitely is, what an embarrassment. For the second time in as many weeks we've been up a man for the majority of the ...

Sevilla 2-1 Valencia; "Better late than Never"

First off I just wanna thank all the Valencianistas for dropping by in the first half for some heated discussion, it was fun. No ...

The Tale of Two Transfers...

So it was announced this today that Carlo Cudicini has joined Tottenham! Oh and did i mention that it was a FREE transfer? Word on ...

Sevilla v Racing Santander Preview - Sunday 1pm GolTV

My apologies for being away from my beloved blog for a few days now but being pretty sick combined with exams has meant some extreme ...

Valencia 3-2 Sevilla; All a Blur...

Well the title basically sums it up. I don't know if it was the shitty stream that I was watching on because GolTV would ...