Articles tagged with "victoria-beckham"

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Posh Pulls the Old Sex Shop Blow-Up Doll Trick

By Bob | May 23rd, 2007

You know when you go by a bad car accident and you don't want to look, but somehow you always do? That is the ...

Don't You Want to See the Beckhams' New Digs?

By Laurie | May 9th, 2007

Want to see the new house? Of course you do. And admit it. You're jealous, aren't you? (Is anybody else hearing the banjo ...



Beckham and Botox?

By Laurie | May 7th, 2007

I feel SO sorry for my fellow MLS bloggers. Stuck day after day writing only about player transfers and management firings and what happens ...

Because You KNOW You Want to Read MORE Trash About Beckham's Birthday

By Laurie | May 5th, 2007

So what's more disturbing about Beckham's birthday celebration? A) That Posh made this all about her by turning it into a Spice Girls reunion B) ...

A Posh-and-Scientology Comment that Deserves Its Own Post

By Laurie | May 3rd, 2007

Every once in awhile I will receive a comment that makes me think: Damn. I wish I'd written that. And then: ...

More on that Beckham Birthday Bash

By Laurie | May 3rd, 2007

As we know, David turned 32 yesterday. And he celebrated in style. Although not in as much style as that $80,000 (or ...

The Beckham Birthday Bash (Or: Cleavage, Cleavage Everywhere!)

By Laurie | May 3rd, 2007

It's David Beckham's birthday, and everywhere you look we have former Spice Girls spilling out of their dresses! I never tried to keep any ...

Posh: If You'll Be in my TV Show, I'll Study Scientology!

By Laurie | May 1st, 2007

It wasn't all that long ago that one of the many "sources" on Posh Spice Beckham was saying that there was no way she'd look ...

The Beckhams' $22 million Hollywood Home

By Bob | April 30th, 2007

I am too depressed to muster the effort to write much about the $22 million house that will be home sweet home for David Beckham ...

This Time They Swear Posh IS Wearing a Bra

By Laurie | April 30th, 2007

Posh was back in LA to sign papers on their new house (which is right next door to Tom and Katie! But somehow I'm ...

She's Spent £70K to look like Posh

By Bob | April 26th, 2007

As we continue the slow and agonizing march towards the arrival of David Beckham in the United States, the build up continues to be about ...

Earth to Posh: Get OVER Yourself!

By Laurie | April 26th, 2007

Why do I post these things? I have no idea. Maybe because the words "Victoria Beckham" and "schadenfreude" go together like peanut butter ...



Brand Beckham's $220,000 Birthday Fete

By Laurie | April 18th, 2007

Love is a many-splendored thing, particularly when it involves an orgy of conspicuous consumption that only Brand Beckham could accomplish. Reader Diane sent me ...

Galaxy Updates: Vancouver, Zidane, and that Huge-Breasted Posh Hater

By Laurie | April 17th, 2007

Okay, first things first. You know my experiemental post with the photo and the word "huge-breasted" in the title? Second-highest post for the ...

Posh Is Trying to Gain Weight. Maybe Galaxy Fans Can Help!

By Laurie | April 15th, 2007

Posh Spice Beckham has joined the rest of the world in seeing that she's too thin and is hoping to make her way back upward ...

Some Huge-Breasted Former Page 3 Girl Hates Mrs. David Beckham

By Laurie | April 13th, 2007

No, they're not real. Ask our own Tom at Chicago Fire Offside, who went to school with the pictured Katie Price, aka "Jordan." ...

You can now wipe your bum with David Beckham toilet paper

By Bob | April 10th, 2007

The masses have spoken and they have made it loud and clear that simply having toilet paper adorned with the face of Victoria ...

More Posh Spice Beckham Trash

By Laurie | April 7th, 2007

It just feels like ages and ages since I've done anything on Posh Spice Beckham. Well, I mean besides that naked picture thing last week. ...

Free us all. Keep Becks and Posh

By Bob | April 3rd, 2007

While David Beckham innocently reminded us all that he is at least a part-time football player by returning to training today with Real Madrid, the ...

When Victoria Beckham Had Flesh

By Laurie | March 31st, 2007

The funniest thing for me about posting this picture is that I had to save it on my hard drive first. And my photo ...

The Beckham News. Because SOMEBODY'S Gotta Do It

By Laurie | March 30th, 2007

Because I know you were absolutely dying to know what kind of Beckham news appears on the web each and every day, I decided to ...

Fergie's Kid Tries to Push 'The Posh' Onwards and Upwards

By Nick | March 28th, 2007

When David Beckham was dumped by Man Utd, the only place you'd have expected someone with the last name Ferguson to push 'The Posh' ...

It's a Boring Day, So Here's Another Posh-Goes-See-Through Photo

By Laurie | March 27th, 2007

Posh Spice Beckham. Because bras are totally overrated. Does anybody else want to chip in with me to buy Posh a lifetime membership in Exhibitionists ...

More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About David Beckham's Sperm

By Laurie | March 19th, 2007

This is the type of post that I will absolutely hate myself for writing. The type of post that makes me want to go ...

Sorry, Folks. Posh & Co. Are Here to Stay

By Laurie | March 15th, 2007

Reader Ben says: "I would highly appreciate it if you could do a separate blog or section for all the brand and victoria, paparazzi ...

Galaxy Garbage and Gossip (at Least I'm Labeling Truthfully)

By Laurie | March 12th, 2007

The Apprentice Update: The headline reads, "Apprentice uses creative editing with disastrous L.A. Galaxy halftime show." Seems that both performances were a disaster, ...

Why I'll (Sometimes) Continue to Dis "Brand Beckham"

By Laurie | March 11th, 2007

A comment from reader Howard, echoed by several others, which I think deserves an audience wider than it would get in a a comment response: Laurie, ...

Beckhams Donate Their Money! (Well, Okay, Maybe Not)

By Laurie | March 11th, 2007

As always, the headline says it all: Beckhams' £600k to charities Wow! £600k!! How incredibly generous! Right? Uh...not so fast. Let's read the ...

Posh Does Designer Duds and Reality TV

By Laurie | February 27th, 2007

Okay, first thing, I'm probably not the person to ask about high fashion. When it comes to buying clothes, I have two criteria: 1) Will ...

Feeding Beckham's Terrapins

By Laurie | February 13th, 2007

David Beckham's former personal assistant (and former Socceroo) Andy Bernal has decided to spill the beans on what it was like to work for David ...

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