If You Can't Beat 'Em -- Join 'Em

Beckham is, and will continue to be absolutely frikkin' everywhere right now (yawn) -- so he might as well have a guest appearance on this ...

United Rewind -- Cristiano Ronaldo Announces Himself to Old Trafford

I find it highly amusing that one of his first acts was to "win a penalty for United".

Be Mindful of Fake United Kits Appearing on the Internet

I found this rather amusing. Although strong rumours suggest this season's new away shirt is going to be black, somebody got a little creative and ...

Just Over 8 Minutes of Nothing But Goals

Some I remembered. Some I didn't. There's even one from Juan Sebastián Verón.

For Those (Like Me) a Little Too Fascinated By Football Kits

I'd recommend watching with the volume muted -- the song choice is pure bollocks.

Some United Goals With Amusing Alan Partridge Commentary

The stuff you can find on YouTube never ceases to amaze me...

The Title Winning Season in Review: Chelsea (H) November 26th

In a match slightly more entertaining that the FA Cup Final to come months later, Chelsea nicked a point with their particular brand of dour ...

The Actor Sean Bean Takes Absolutely Ages to Score a Penalty Against What Appears to be a 15 Year Old Boy in the United Goal

If Carlos Tevez does indeed move to United -- I've a feeling there'll be some bitter Blades dusting off their VCR's to re-watch this clip. ...

The Great Saves of Peter Schmeichel

Perhaps more than any other player, Schmeichel was the rock behind the rebirth of United in the 90's.

Ji-Sung Park -- He Does Good Things

Ryan Giggs Tries (and Fails) to Come Across as Introspective and Moody

The best bit has to be the wrought iron gates, with the Old Trafford pitch literally right behind them. Ah, the beauty of sheer implausibility. ...

Football League Flashback -- Nottingham Forest Conquer Europe for the First Time

They might currently be languishing in League One -- but Nottingham Forest have won as many European Cups as Manchester United.

The Bells and Whistles of the New Shirt

The dry fit fabric that "transports moisture away from the skin" might be slightly more useful on the pitch than down the pub.

Football League Flashback -- The Time Norwich City Went to Bayern Munich and Won

It's certainly a very fond memory almost fourteen years later, but can you imagine how giddy Norwich fans must have been at the time. As a ...

If United Were Literally the Red Army. Not Just a Red Army.

A Collection of Manchester United Commercials

A Very Special Goal From the Past

This is likely one of the most important goals scored at Old Trafford during Sir Alex's time at United. Had this goal not been scored, he ...

The Title Winning Season in Review: Sheffield United (Away) November 18th

The season passed mid-November with United showing little sign of slowing down. This time, it was the soon to be Carlos Tevez hating Sheffield United put ...

Judging By His Wooden Dialog in This Advert, Ryan Giggs Won't Be Challenging For an Oscar Anytime Soon

Not quite sure which is actually more wooden -- his dialog or a tree.

The Time a Divot Stole the Show in the East Anglia Derby

I'm not sure which was worse -- the divot, or the goalkeeper's shirt...

Manchester United Rewind

Treble: adjective 1. threefold; triple. For example, Manchester United are the only English club to have secured the treble (Premiership, FA Cup and European Cup) in the ...

Stoke City Given Some Half-Life Treatment

For some peculiar reason, somebody created a mod level based on their old Victoria Ground.

Pride of the Shirt -- Notts County (Home) 07/08

County players will surely be quite pleased that this current design compares favorably against the previous effort in the video.

The Title Winning Season in Review: Blackburn (A) November 11th

Ewood Park is hardly the easiest place in the league to visit, so to sneak a one nil win was a hugely significant result. Driving rain ...

A Rather Audacious Goal From the Past

That highly impressive effort from Tom Cruise's new best friend/new recruit.

Preston North End's Deepdale Come Into Focus

For all of the cyber groundhoppers out there...

Nani Continues to Wet the Appetite

Every time I catch a glimpse of his play, I can't help but look forward to seeing him light up Old Trafford. His overhead kick ...

He Used to be a Red Devil -- #4. Brian McClair

Brian 'Choccy' McClair was one of Sir Alex's first major signings, as he began to stamp his personality on the club. A fellow Scot, McClair's ...

A Rather Nice Goal from United's Past

Andy Coal with a cheeky chip against Coventry City, February 5th 2000.

Fergie Tells the Reporter Exactly What He Thinks of the Question