Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

If No. 4 isn't up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as ...

Nice 4 - 1 Lyon: French Comedy on the Riviera

Goals: Nice (Bagayoko 17, Cissokho o.g. 40, Hellebuyck 69, Remy 74), Lyon (Ederson 84). Warnings: Nice (Coulibaly 5), Lyon (Cissokho 21, Gonalons 53, Reveillere 77) The entire ...

Liverpool 1 - 2 Lyon: Super Subs Save the Day

Since so much has been said about yesterday's game, I'm not going to go too much into it. I just wanted to say how proud ...

GIF: Terry's Tantrum

It truly has been a rank day. This, however, despite the context, is pure comedy. Lets be real, though -- you can't blame EBJT for losing the plot.

Great Serie A Games: Inter-Sampdoria 2004/2005

First, the international week is incredibly boring. Second, I thought I'd start a new post here on the Italy Offside: Great Serie A games. A ...

Random News and Updates

With World Cup qualifiers about to take place, there isn't too much happening at club level. But there are a few articles and updates that ...

Video: Chelsea v Liverpool (Nollywood ed.)

For archival purposes. As seen on the front page...

Where's the Real Team?

Oh jeeze, that game was horrible. I was surprised that Chivas weren't completely slaughtered. After the 1-1 draw the Chivas players looked content with a ...

Chivas vs Chivas...It's a win-win situation(for Vergara)

That's right. Tonight it was Chivas vs Chivas. Chivas USA, that is. The 'ChivaClasico' took place at the Rose Bowl in front of an outstanding ...

A Win, A Bore

I feel repetitive, but again Chivas were disappointing. Shocker, no? Yes, Chivas won. Yes, Chivas got the three points. Yes, Chivas kept a clean sheet. ...

Chivas Has One New Manager

So, Chivas played a "friendly" against America in Kansas City for Mexican Independence Day. Chivas won against the old foes with a 2-1 score. So ...

Farewell to a true professional

Andriy Shevchenko is finally ending his time at Chelsea. The Ukranian agreed to return to former club Dynamo Kiev three day ago, the club where ...

Valenciennes 2-3 PSG: Match Report

I'm having a bit of a busy weekend, so I'll only be providing highlights and pictures from the match. Highlights: (I was able to find high ...

Beaten By a Magical Creature

Chivas gave us hope. And just like that they took it away. That's right. They lost. Atlante 3 Fedrico Vilar 2 Miguel Martínez ...

A Tale of Two One Nils

As Taylor mentioned, he's away for the week. And apparently he's without internet. Or he's lazy. Or drunk in a ditch. Maybe all of the ...

Wolves 0-2 West Ham: Highlights (and Hope)

Daryl here, still filling the (temporary) void, this time with video. One of the great things about Wolves being back in the Premier League is that ...

Back to Winning Ways

First three points of the season. There are good points from this game, and bad ones. First let's get to the game. Guadalajara 1 Luis ...

PSG 3-1 Le Mans Highlights and Photos

In case you missed the match, here's a comprehensive visual post on what happened. A more in-depth literary post will arrive later. The Goals: In their only ...

"It's All About Trophies"

Nike has done a series of commercials with some clubs' top players making a "pledge" to reach certain goals this season. Arsenal's is pretty sweet: Man, ...

Mauled by Tigres

Oh jeeze. This was horrible. So horrible that even "Kikin' Fonseca scored. Do you know how many goals he scored last season? A grand total ...

Arsenal Top 5 Goals

Hola, amigos. There isn't too much else going on on this Friday, but I figured that, as a break from our normal despairing about Arsenal's ...

Friendlies: The Report

Sorry I haven't been updating you on these glorified training matches, but we really haven't done much thus far. For our first friendly, we played CFA ...

Buckie 0-2 Caley and Clach Video

Another day, another Highland League side beaten, though not all that convincingly this time. Terry Butcher started three trialists in the preseason friendly today, ...

Video: Ancelotti's inaugural press conference

Ancelotti: Terry 'captain forever'

King Carlo brought the ruckus today in his first press conference as Chelsea manager. Among the highlights... Carlo's sense of humor: When asked about the future of ...

Video: The 'Flick'

For archival purposes.

Awards Pt. 2: Game of the Season

Champions League quarterfinal, first leg - April, 8, 2009 Liverpool 1, Chelsea 3 Honorable mention: CL quarterfinal second leg - Chelsea 4, Liverpool 4 My God. This game ...

Stoch is rising

Here at Chelsea Offside, we'd like to offer our congratulations to Miroslav Stoch for scoring his first-ever international goal in Slovakia's 7-0 demolition of San ...

Poll: Goal of the season

Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales. Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had 'em this season -- in abundance. From Super Frank's absurd chip against Hull ...

Rant Box: Ancelotti

Sorry friends. I was travelling back from a weeding all day yesterday, and haven't had time to properly get to work on this week's headline ...