Mauled by Tigres

Oh jeeze. This was horrible. So horrible that even "Kikin' Fonseca scored. Do you know how many goals he scored last season? A grand total ...

Arsenal Top 5 Goals

Hola, amigos. There isn't too much else going on on this Friday, but I figured that, as a break from our normal despairing about Arsenal's ...

Friendlies: The Report

Sorry I haven't been updating you on these glorified training matches, but we really haven't done much thus far. For our first friendly, we played CFA ...

Buckie 0-2 Caley and Clach Video

Another day, another Highland League side beaten, though not all that convincingly this time. Terry Butcher started three trialists in the preseason friendly today, ...

Video: Ancelotti's inaugural press conference

Ancelotti: Terry 'captain forever'

King Carlo brought the ruckus today in his first press conference as Chelsea manager. Among the highlights... Carlo's sense of humor: When asked about the future of ...

Video: The 'Flick'

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Awards Pt. 2: Game of the Season

Champions League quarterfinal, first leg - April, 8, 2009 Liverpool 1, Chelsea 3 Honorable mention: CL quarterfinal second leg - Chelsea 4, Liverpool 4 My God. This game ...

Stoch is rising

Here at Chelsea Offside, we'd like to offer our congratulations to Miroslav Stoch for scoring his first-ever international goal in Slovakia's 7-0 demolition of San ...

Poll: Goal of the season

Golazos. Howitzers. Screamers. Hot tomales. Whatever you want to call them, Chelsea had 'em this season -- in abundance. From Super Frank's absurd chip against Hull ...

Rant Box: Ancelotti

Sorry friends. I was travelling back from a weeding all day yesterday, and haven't had time to properly get to work on this week's headline ...

Rangers Collect Domestic Double on Novo Strike

In the last match of the Scottish club season, Rangers collected their 33rd Scottish Cup on the strength of a brilliant dipping strike from Nacho ...

FA Cup buildup: The Road to the final

Video: A question for Guus

There's a Party and We're Not Invited

Another season has come and gone, and we're left out of the Liguilla. That's two in a row if you haven't been counting, and with ...

Video: Hiddink's post-match interview

Video: Drogba gone wild

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They Didn't Get Money, and We Know It

Not even a $50,000 incentive could get the Everton team to beat Chivas in the Copa Libertadores. The teams drew at 1-1 and Chivas will ...

Video: Ballack loves tights

Apparently The Special One rubbed off on his players in more ways than one. Michael Ballack -- as well as Cashley and Mikel -- was ...

Video: True Blue Through and Through

Blue will always, always be the color. The video below is testament to that. Be sure to peep cameos from Deco, Roberto Di Matteo and, ...

CL Buildup: 2005. A classic.

Chelsea. Barcelona. Champions League. Do you need any more? You already know, this is more than just a match. Let this highlight package, from the 04-05 ...

Not Much Against Vaccinated Kittens

With the swine flu running rampant in Mexico's capital it was determined that games played in Mexico City were going to be behind closed doors. ...

Wolves 1 - 1 Barnsley - Wolves Promoted as Champions

We Can Fly Higher Than the Eagle

The long awaited game has come and gone, and Chivas has been victorious. This week the game had been overshadowed by the crazy dealings in ...

Wolves Promotion 2009 In Video - Build Up, Pitch Invasion and a champagne soaking for Big Mick.

What a day. Interview with Big Mick here.

When Genes Go Wrong

If my kid turned out like this, he(or she) would get a stern talking to. There'd be no other team nonsense in my house. Remember, ...

Old School Fight

The Classico's area always filled with passion. Things get heated up and punches are thrown sometimes. While I don't approve of fights they're a favorite ...

Who Wants Chicken?

The premise is this. "Just by seeing us their skin turns into Chicken skin." So basically, just by seeing us, they turn into Chickens. That's ...

Video: Thommo vs. Jimmy Floyd

I think I've finally come back down to earth after last night's wonder match. However, the talk isn't about to conclude. For those of you who ...

Qualification's Not Over Until The Fat Lady Sings

That goal in the 92nd minute that was disallowed still has me angry... Perhaps it was not the best game. And yes, qualification might be ...