I'm on Setanta Sports: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Edition

In the latest from The Special One (and friends) Jose and It go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire to raise money for the ...

England - proof that 11 great players don't always make a good team

They've tried changing the manager over and over, but it seems like every person who takes charge is faced with the same problem; the England ...

Gabby for England

After netting a 7 minute hat-trick in Villa's opening game of the Premiership season, what has Gabriel Agbonlahor done for his chances of working his ...

Daily Dose: 08.18.08

Stuff to read while you realize the resale value of public toilets is not all that wonderful..... Football with a basketball guy. (Unprofessional Foul) It's never too ...

Manchester United Vs Newcastle United Liveblog!

So we've seen Chelsea get off to a brilliant start against Pompy, how can Manchester United do against Newcastle? You can follow the game here ...

Seriously Fabio, no Ashley Young?!

Fabio Capello yesterday named his England squad for the friendly against the Czech Republic, but the HUGE surprise for me is the omission of Ashley ...

He Can Put It Next To The Ballon d'Or

Supposedly the website www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com (click at your own discretion) polled over 3,000 gay men to find the number one 'gay icon' and guess who won? According ...

Preview to the Season Part III (Man United-Stoke)

Part of my preview to the season which kicks off on Saturday - Parts one and two can be found HERE and HERE - now ...

Daily Dose: 08.12.08

Stuff to read while you unknowingly tell your wife about your affair while you sleep...... Should you boo your own team? (SoccerLens) Fabio Capello's new weapon: A ...

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Ronaldo obviously missed the day the United ties were handed out...

Don't believe everything you read

Villa are about to spend £30 million on one player! Well, thats if you believe what half of the papers are reporting today. The truth of the ...

Rooney Picks Up Mystery Virus

Seems Man Utd are paying for their moneymaking trip to Africa. Wayne Rooney has picked up an unnamed mystery virus that will almost certainly keep ...

£15 million for David Bentley? Why Are Englishmen So Expensive?

You've likely heard by now that Spurs have signed David Bentley from Blackburn for £15 million. Good move for the player, but that's a big ...

Sir Alex: I've Helped Ruin Rooney

Not really of course, but Sir Alex has admitted that Rooney may have suffered a bit from being asked to switch from his natural forward ...

Daily Dose, 07.09.08

Some news to read as you get a gas rebate for visiting a brothel: Is MLS illegally censoring video of the Blanco incident? (Dave's Football ...

Rooney Caught Having a Fag on His Honeymoon

You may have noticed the almost total lack of attention we've paid to Wayne Rooney's marriage. Basically, we've been focused on Euro 2008 and he, ...

Karim Benzema on Cover of FIFA 09

I don't play video games. I've never owned a gaming system, nor have I ever wanted one. Online Literati is about all I'm capable of. ...

Debating the Merits of Wayne Rooney

After yet another so-so performance in an England shirt, some are questioning the merits of Rooney's game. For me, there's little doubt that Rooney had a ...

Ever Wish You Could Headbutt Cristiano Ronaldo?

Well now you can Make sure you watch the opening animation. - Spacebar or left-click to headbutt. - Time your click carefully to gain speed. Post high scores... I ...

Choose the best strikers for you 2008 CL XI

So here we are. All week you've been picking your favourite players to make up the Readers Annual Offside XI. Today you get the chance ...

Rooney's New Football Boot

Ronaldo, Rooney & Nani warrant an appearance in Nike's Next Level

Highest Paid Footballers (and Guess Which MLS Star is #1?)

The numbers are out. Guess who the #1 highest-paid footballer is? You'll never guess. I'll give you a hint. Plays in ...

Cars of the Stars: Which Autos do Rich Footballers Drive?

According to Forbes.com, the average EPL player made $2.2 million last year. And what did he spend it on? Expensive toys. And it's not ...

How To Stop Messi, Eto'o, Rooney and Ronaldo.

Four Fantastic players on thier day and players whom the opposition will worry about. In fact I imagine if you are a defender for either ...

Champions League Semi Final Preview: Man Utd vs Barça Pt. II

It's no secret that second legs are almost always better. Why? Because that's when we find out who wins. And so the fireworks we were ...

Manchester United Vs Barcelona Preview. There Will Be Goals.

The first leg threatened to be more entertaining that it ever was, but as I said in the preview to the last game, the second ...

The Offside Fantasy League: Squeaky Bum Time?

It's the big Premiership game tomorrow: Chelsea vs Manchester United. Chelsea are just three points behind the leaders and welcome Man Utd to Stamford Bridge ...

Barcelona vs. Manchester United Champions League Preview

Cristiano Ronaldo. Wayne Rooney. Carlos Tevez. Thierry Henry. Samuel Eto'o. Lionel Messi. And perhaps even Bojan Krkic. Any one ...

Funny How Things Change...

After his part in Rooney's red had already vilified him to the English collective, I remember watching as Ronaldo stepped up to the spot and ...