Just be Patient Wayne

Rooney's been a frustrated figure lately, as he can't seem to buy a goal right now. But to be fair - he's doing everything ...

A Quick Bite For January 8th

* Sir Alex Ferguson gets ever so slightly ahead of himself for once... * United's "Ginger Prince" expected to lead the way, come end of ...

A Fan Not Happy With Rooney

Scientific Fact: The Mere Sight of Wayne Rooney will make you Lose Control of your Feet

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney continues to be the darling of the scientific community. After the smart guys with all the letters after their ...

Hits and Misses

While Sir Alex might not take the drastic measure to instal these savvy urinals in the United dressing rooms (in order to improve the ...

Daily Dose 12.19

Some stories to read while you talk your boss into starting a Pillow Fighting League blog… Your only prayer is to play them on Sunday (Italy ...

Daily Dose 12.14

Some stories to read while you find a use for the world's tallest man.... That new Everton stadium sure will be something (ßench) Here's a plan to ...

Wayne Rooney Escapes Metatarsal Mishap at NBA Game

Move over Spike Lee, there's a new celeb filling those outrageously expensive Madison Square Garden courtside seats and watching the outrageously awful New York Knicks ...

Badge-Kissing Irks Evertonians

I accidentaly deleted this post from yesterday ("d'oh") - so thought I'd do it again - 'cause I dig the picture! I'm certainly not completely ...

A Quick Snack

Scientists with presumably too much time on their hands, have discovered that should the World's kettles simultaniously fail, Wayne Rooney could come to the ...

Wayne Rooney is the Answer to the World's Energy Crisis

Scientists have all the fun. When they aren't studying the testosterone of football players or the excitement of soccer or the biases of referees ...

Size Matters?

One of the most pressing questions for United fans, seemingly magnified by Sunday's match, has been the quality and depth of our squad, compared ...

Daily Dose 11.22

Some stories to read while you come up with yet another reason to never leave your recliner... German police foil hooligans' plans to fight with telescopic ...

Rooney Double Dulls Blades

Well, thankfully, United managed to avoid any letdown before perhaps, the two biggest matches of the season so far. Inspired by the plainly back in-form ...

Rooney Making Off-Field News Again... (Yawn)

Poor Wayne Rooney - his private life always seems to make as many headlines as his performances on the pitch. I just think he ...

Matthew Connolly for England?

Arsenal youngster Matthew Connolly made a surprise appearance at the Three Lions' training ground today in anticipation of England's friendly against the Netherlands. No ...

Wayne Rooney Needs to Find a New Hobby

When I read the headlines today about Wayne Rooney being questioned about his role in a nightclub brawl, I had a hard time telling whether ...

Rooney Inspires Big Win

Few would have predicted United putting four goals past Bolton's defence yesterday - myself included. I was honestly a little nervous going into ...

Toure Putting His Feet Up, Getting Comfy in North London

Arsenal defender Kolo Toure has inked a new deal with the club that should keep him at Ashburton Grove for the long haul. The ...

Daily Dose 10.24

Some stories to read while you practice crossing the marathon finishing line… We've got the race to finish second to Lyon all covered (France Offside) Frank Lampard, ...

Daily Dose 10.19

Some stories to read while you fight for your right to show your breasts on page 3... * Somebody has to defend Frank Lampard, other than ...

Daily Dose 10.13

Some stories to read while you curse your sister for making you watch Friday the 13th movies as a kid.... * He's can't score for squat ...

Daily Dose 10.12

Some stories to read while you poke your eardrums out thinking about that song..... * That is 11-2 on aggregate for those scoring at home (Hexagonal) * ...

Daily Dose 10.10

Some stories to read while you consider renting a hotel room instead of a mosque next time... * Bathing in bottled water sure beats the alternative ...

Daily Dose 09.22

Some stories for you to read while you make your reservations for a night in Amsterdam.... * Anderson is just not as sexy a name as ...

Wayne Rooney can Beat you Up, while Sitting Down

Add another glorious chapter to Wayne Rooney's five-volume autobiography. The Manchester United forward got into a scrap with Blackburn defender Michael Gray while enjoying ...

Wayne Rooney's Writing hasn't Pleased Everyone

We'll admit that we haven't sat down to read the first volume of Wayne Rooney's autobiography yet. We have it on our list of ...

Diddy is excited to take Wayne Rooney out on the town

There is so many things wrong with this headline. For one, we have no idea if Sean Combs is still Puff Daddy, P Diddy ...

Here's Another Headline About Those Referees Picking on Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney has an explanation for why he can't seem to make it through a match without picking up a red card. It is ...

Wayne Rooney is Literate

Manchester United and England forward Wayne Rooney is eager to learn how his just released autobiography entitled "Wayne Rooney: My Story So Far" ends. ...