New Sex Book to Unzip Rooney's Tryst with Granny Prostitute

It is always enjoyable learning how players and coaches spend their time on the eve of a Champions League game. Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho ...

Cristiano Ronaldo Certainly Gets the Last Wink Laugh

The moment he was cynically branded the "winker" in Germany over the Summer of last year, the questions began to surface. Could he return ...

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*If I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the arse of a crow -- I'd fly over the Bernabeu tomorrow, and ...

Rooney, Mido, Vieri Keeping the Lawyers Busy

If you were unfortunate enough to read Wayne Rooney's autobiography "My Story So Far" you probably would like to sue the Manchester United star for ...

See Manchester United Hardly Get Out of First Gear

Couple of nice goals and err, that's about it really. Strange night.

A Win, Is a Win, Is a Win (Or: How on Earth Did Sheffield United Not Get That Penalty?)

Well it wasn't really ever in question, and United pretty much strolled past the dull Blades (!!). There were literally times the players walked ...

In the End United Were Just Too Strong...

Your eyes do not deceive you -- Kieran Richardson did indeed score.

I Couldn't Agree With You More Chris Waddle (Except With the Bold Decision to Go With the Mullet, Naturally)

Does any neutral really want to see Chelsea 03's coma inducing style of play triumph over Manchester United's far more entertaining brand? If so, ...

Bruised Goliath Holds Off Long Ball Specialist David

The prospect of being in the first Cup Final at the expensively assembled 'Church of Football' is a decent one - but is it ...

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* Alan Smith enjoyed last night a little more than most... * Patrice Evra swoons for the brilliant Cristiano Ronaldo... * Fergie is happy to revel in ...

Wayne Rooney's Brother has a future as a Wayne Rooney Lookalike

The future is looking bright for Wayne Rooney's brother Graham. He already is a television star and now the 19-year-old is being offered the ...

Roma Aim to Make a Bad Few Days for United Even Worse

One can only hope that all of the talking points tonight remain firmly on the pitch. This match simply couldn't be poised any better ...

Pompey Will Try to 'Play Up' Against United

The atmosphere at Fratton Park will be intense for much healthier reasons than it was in Rome. Portsmouth have arguably some of the most ...

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* Rio Ferdinand has some harsh words for the man with the whistle in Rome... * Bolton's Kevin Nolan picks his strongest opponents - United ...

Yes, There Was Action on the Pitch Last Night

Scholes lost his mind... Rooney beat his hoodoo... Ronaldo will tear them apart at Old Trafford... Roma played good football for an Italian side... This ...

Champions League: Another Freaking Away Goal

You know, the Milan game scarred me so badly that I'm actually feeling relieved Man U didn't tie it with the last kick more than ...

Ricky Gervais meets Peter Crouch and Wayne Rooney

Another Champions League day on hand and another liveblog coming your way in a bit. Yesterday we saw Peter Crouch. Today we will ...

Manchester United Face Roma for the First Time in their History

So United and around 4,000 traveling fans are off to the not so cozy confines of the Stadio Olimpico for the next hurdle in ...

When Andorran's Attack! -- Fierce Rooney Treatment Draws Criticism

I honestly debated spending the 24.95 for the pay per view to watch England yesterday - and you can bet your arse that I'm ...

England 3, Andorra 0: Pathetic, disgusting, basically unwatchable (w/highlights!)

I honestly don't know how I made it through the first half of this match. Owen Hargreaves' determination and I guess Stewart Downing's play ...

Cheers Shrek, AKA Wayne Rooney

Nice one Shrek and the England management team. After a day or so of speculation about whether or not Frank will play against Andorra tonight ...

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* Rio looks to his past to help solve the gloom around England's future.. * Let's just hope Ronaldo's injured heel really is not that ...

Are Wayne Rooney and Steve 'McClown' Fighting?

The England camp can issue denial after denial - but I'm quite prepared to believe the news that 'sometimes hot-headed' Wayne Rooney has fallen ...

Dismal England!!!!

So England failed dismally in Israel on Saturday and really were you surprised? McClaren is not an International manager, to be fair he just about ...

Good Stuff with Ricky Gervais, Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch

Wayne Rooney's Brother didn't get the Acting Genes

You have to feel sorry for siblings of celebrity athletes. No matter how many bar fights they get into or how granny prostitutes they ...

Manchester United Stroll Past the Wanderers (Sorry Chelsea '03 Fans)

Red Devils Set to Put all of their Eggs in One Basket

By eggs, I mean Wayne Rooney. He of the only healthy natural striker variety. We should all heed the tagline from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide ...

France in the Champs League: Close but no cigar. Only bitter, shameful defeat

It was a beautiful day here in Edmonton today, but it was raining in my heart. God! No more Ligue 1 reppers in the Champions ...

A Few Manchester United Quick Bits for Today

* The aftermath of United's Anfield raid causes both sets of fans to grab their keyboards... * So it seems like there's absolutely no chance ...