Now the WAGs are writing books

In a world in which a 21-year-old athlete is paid tons of money to write a five-part autobiography of his life, it is only natural ...

France in the Champs League: Sneaky Giggs punches Lille right in the solar plexus

Man, it would seem that Lille isn't a big fan of the 83rd minute. After seeing that fateful minute spell the beginning of the end ...

France in the Champs League: What awaits in the first leg?

The round of 16 of the UEFA Champions League is fast approaching, and with the absence of any upsets in the group stage, all matchups ...

Well That's Finally Settled Then

Fear not United fans, for contrary to the best efforts of the press to convince you otherwise - Cristiano and Wayne are actually the ...

Wayne Rooney Can Demolish a Building

Giggs and Rooney Make the Showboat Reel

A Quick Bite for February 5th

* Despite initial injury fears - Rooney set to spearhead the England attack on Wednesday... * Ronaldo's consummate ease at going to ground stirs up ...

A Quick Bite for February 2nd

* United's lack of activity in the transfer window doesn't pose any immediate concern... * Henrik Larsson full of praise for the talent of the ...

A Quick Bite for February 1st

* Sir Alex Ferguson remains ebullient about United's title chances after last night's stroll past Watford... * Who really is the player to partner Wayne ...

A Quick Bite for January 30th

* Cris Ronaldo warned to zip it over the Real Madrid nonsense... * Another nail in the FA Cup coffin - Reading reserves to play ...

A Quick Bite for January 29th

* A fan in the stand's view from inside Old Trafford on FA Cup day... * Impressive loanee keeper will come back to the club ...

It has been a Good Couple of Days for Wayne Rooney

Fresh on the heels of celebrating his marvelous goal against Portsmouth in the FA Cup, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney can also celebrate that he ...

Rooney Produces Two (United Should Have Had Four)

So the ball crossed the goal line five times, and United won 2-1. Thankfully the result means we don't have to endure ...

Rooney Gotten By The "Hilarious" Rio

Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Rooney are Most Valuable Players in World

A lot of jaws dropped when the LA Galaxy and MLS signed David Beckham to a 5-year, $250 million contract. The mere thought that ...

Man Yoo Come a-Callin'

You may have heard--there are some massive matches in the Premiership this weekend. Saturday sees Chelsea and Liverpool doing to do. On Sunday, ...

When Saturday Comes (Nice Gag)

Just be Patient Wayne

Rooney's been a frustrated figure lately, as he can't seem to buy a goal right now. But to be fair - he's doing everything ...

A Quick Bite For January 8th

* Sir Alex Ferguson gets ever so slightly ahead of himself for once... * United's "Ginger Prince" expected to lead the way, come end of ...

A Fan Not Happy With Rooney

Scientific Fact: The Mere Sight of Wayne Rooney will make you Lose Control of your Feet

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney continues to be the darling of the scientific community. After the smart guys with all the letters after their ...

Hits and Misses

While Sir Alex might not take the drastic measure to instal these savvy urinals in the United dressing rooms (in order to improve the ...

Daily Dose 12.19

Some stories to read while you talk your boss into starting a Pillow Fighting League blog… Your only prayer is to play them on Sunday (Italy ...

Daily Dose 12.14

Some stories to read while you find a use for the world's tallest man.... That new Everton stadium sure will be something (ßench) Here's a plan to ...

Wayne Rooney Escapes Metatarsal Mishap at NBA Game

Move over Spike Lee, there's a new celeb filling those outrageously expensive Madison Square Garden courtside seats and watching the outrageously awful New York Knicks ...

Badge-Kissing Irks Evertonians

I accidentaly deleted this post from yesterday ("d'oh") - so thought I'd do it again - 'cause I dig the picture! I'm certainly not completely ...

A Quick Snack

Scientists with presumably too much time on their hands, have discovered that should the World's kettles simultaniously fail, Wayne Rooney could come to the ...

Wayne Rooney is the Answer to the World's Energy Crisis

Scientists have all the fun. When they aren't studying the testosterone of football players or the excitement of soccer or the biases of referees ...

Size Matters?

One of the most pressing questions for United fans, seemingly magnified by Sunday's match, has been the quality and depth of our squad, compared ...

Daily Dose 11.22

Some stories to read while you come up with yet another reason to never leave your recliner... German police foil hooligans' plans to fight with telescopic ...