Articles tagged with "weekend-warrior"

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Countdown to a New Season

By Sean | September 11th, 2009

10 ...weeks since the last match of your previous recreational soccer season. Your weekends have been curiously devoid of anticipation and the local ...

Heaven or Las Vegas: Another CYOE Post

By Sean | August 29th, 2009

It has been a while since we last had a Weekend Warrior "Choose Your Own Ending" Post, Seanny's very own rip-off of one his favorite ...



"And This One Time, At Soccer Camp..."

By Sean | August 12th, 2009

Nothing says August to me like soccer camp. All of the local soccer fields start to take on new life after months of relative neglect. ...

Pro for an Afternoon, Part II

By Sean | August 4th, 2009

And now, Weekend Warriors, the exciting (for me, at least, but I'm also totally biased!) conclusion to "Pro for an Afternoon"! If you missed ...

Pro for an Afternoon, Part I

By Sean | July 30th, 2009

First off, thanks to everyone who offered supportive comments and emails over the last month. It's been a rough go, but your condolences and ...

More Than Just Another Post

By Sean | July 12th, 2009

In my last post, I promised you an epic report from the Portland Timbers Father's Day Fantasy Camp. Even if you aren't a Portland ...

What I Did/Am Doing/Will Do During My Summer Vacation: An Ironically Long Title for the Shortest Weekend Warrior Post Ever

By Sean | June 25th, 2009

So...summer is here in my neck of the woods. School is out, working folks are due to take their two weeks off, and the ...

Happy Father's Day

By Sean | June 20th, 2009

Tomorrow is Father's Day. I know this to be true because Hallmark Greetings has inundated my local department store with hundreds thousands of cards ...

Between the Sticks

By Sean | June 5th, 2009

If you play soccer long enough, it is inevitable. You get to the pitch, you stretch a little, do some juggles--the usual routine. ...

Pitch Imperfect

By Sean | May 29th, 2009

You've probably seen this picture of a "unique" soccer pitch before: I see it pop up in an email once every year or two. It ...

That's Gonna Leave A Mark

By Sean | May 22nd, 2009

"Oh, no! Did you do that playing soccer?" As we recreational football players get older, I think that we can agree that many most injuries ...

The Shirt Off My Back

By Sean | May 4th, 2009

As an American soccer fan, you have a limited number of ways of expressing your love of the Beautiful Game and your allegiance to your ...



The Weekend Warrior's Infinite Playlist

By Sean | April 17th, 2009

I could use your help with something. I like to get psyched up before a match with some ass-kicking, motivational songs. I'm sure many of ...

The Eureka Moment

By Sean | April 14th, 2009

A new spring U-9 soccer season is underway and the local park is choked with boys and girls. The air is alive with whistle ...

The View From the "Cheap" Seats

By Sean | April 6th, 2009

Last summer my brother and I were traveling in England and high on the "must see" list was attending some professional football matches. Watching ...

Turf War! (Kind of!)

By Sean | March 30th, 2009

As the weather improves, more and more people in the Pacific Northwest start to migrate out of doors and try to shake off the winter ...

Weekend Warrior Confessional

By Sean | March 22nd, 2009

A couple of important things happened last Friday. Portland, Oregon was awarded a Major League Soccer franchise for the 2011 season and to local ...

You and Me Against the World

By Sean | March 17th, 2009

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one It's the loneliest number since the number one..." So sang Three Dog ...

The Lord of the Ringers

By Sean | March 12th, 2009

For the vast majority of us recreational footballers, our weekend matches are played for the love of the game. I would guess that most ...

Daddy Has a F#%*!g Potty Mouth

By Sean | March 7th, 2009

During the course of a typical recreational football match, something will invariably not go your team's way. You'll give away possession in front of ...

Life in the Fast Lane

By Sean | March 3rd, 2009

The title of this post may be a little misleading. You may read it and assume that this is going to be about the ...

My Football Bucket List

By Sean | February 26th, 2009

Curse you both, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. You may be giants--nay, legends of American cinema--but I have a grievance to air with both of you. ...

The Five Stages of Soccer Grief

By Sean | February 21st, 2009

Having been on the tragic side of more soccer routs than I care to admit, I noticed a familiar pattern to the losing side's collective ...

Meeting Timber Jim

By Sean | February 17th, 2009

Be honest: It's kind of a big deal when you get to meet famous people. I think most of us get a little ...

The Wizard of O.G.

By Sean | February 10th, 2009

If scoring a goal in a soccer match is the epitome of all that is good and right and glorious in the Beautiful Game, the ...

The Num83rs Game

By Sean | February 7th, 2009

It is interesting to try and distill the essence of a football match or season down to a collection of statistics. We look at ...

The Wall: A CYOE* Post

By Sean | February 2nd, 2009

* "Choose Your Own Ending" Do you remember the "Choose Your Own Adventure" set of books from the early to mid-Eighties? If you are pushing ...

Laws & Order

By Sean | January 27th, 2009

One of the very basic things that I have always loved about the Beautiful Game--well, besides everything--is the fact that our sport is not governed ...

Recipe for a Team Disaster

By Sean | January 24th, 2009

In the previous post, The Necessary Ingredients for a Great Team, I tried to point out a few of the vital character types a successful ...

The Necessary Ingredients for a Great Team

By Sean | January 22nd, 2009

The difference between a great recreational football team and a mediocre one isn't necessarily about getting the right balance between offense and defense. It ...

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