The almost got them edition.

So before I began to write this post, I was convinced that I was going to continue to write about the upcoming doom of Toronto ...

Spurs bounce back; Rip London Rivals 4-0

Coming off of two straight losses since claiming silverware Spurs found themselves in a must win Sunday v. West Ham and, with the exception of ...

LFC 4 - 0 West Ham--El Niño Strikes Again!

Thank you, Everton, for keeping our seat warm. I don't really know what else to say other than, "tee-hee!" It's like Christmas came ...

Steven Gerrard Owns CL Matchdays

Even if he's not playing in the Champions League on that day. With Liverpool playing West Ham in the Prem instead of Inter today, Steven ...

What Your Goal Celebration Says About You

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he celebrates his goals. I think so anyway. And watching Chelsea's four goalscorers celebrate ...

Take That Crisis

As the greatest frontman of all time would say, "We're just waiting ... for the hammer to fallllllll." Chelsea pulled out the whoppin' stick -- the ...

Chelsea 4, West Ham 0 -- In Pictures

Prem Preview: Let's Get Hammered

Chelsea v. West Ham, Saturday March 1 It's a must win for the Blues. We've won three more away games in the league than West ...

Rosenborg Tackle Global Warming

We've already learned that Barack Obama is a West Ham fan, and now we know who Al Gore supports. Or at least who he should ...

Transer Window Winners and Losers in the Premier League, Pt. 2

We continue our Premier League January transfer window roundup by naming the winners and shaming the losers. Part One is here, Part Two is below, ...

Barack Obama Loves the Hammers

If you're American, and having trouble picking a candidate to replace George Bush, then the following news may or may not help: Barack Obama (currently ...

Hammers Report and Rafa Tidbits

In between illegally downloading episodes of The L Word (it's about lesbians, it's BRILLIANT), I caught the match on ESPN's Gamecast Live since the Communists ...

Now We Know Who the Premier League's Greediest Footballer is

This time last year a certain Australian defender named Lucas Neill left Blackburn Rovers. He had the chance to sign with Liverpool and maybe win ...

Winners and Losers From the FA Cup Fourth Round Draw

Former FA Cup winners John Aldridge and Alan Cork rummaged around amongst the shiny balls at the English FA's Soho Square lair this morning, deciding ...

It's Hammers Time! (Sorry, I Just Couldn't Resist That One)

I'll be truthful -- I never look forward to this fixture. It just seems that we always seem to struggle at the Boleyn Ground. Or ...

The Offside Fantasy League: No Winter Break for You

While other European leagues luxuriate in the winter break, the English Premier League will be putting on its biggest gloves and braving the cold. Those ...

Hello, Delicious Adriano Rumors

Guess what, kids! Adriano didn't turn up for training yesterday, which instantly send the rumor mill into a frenzy. He apparently called in to tell ...

EPL Round 10: West Ham Utd FC vs Sunderland AFC

"That's the reality of the Premier League and you have to deal with it. This is probably the best we have played away from home ...

West Ham pregame thoughts

Things I'd like to see happen today at Upton Park: Sunderland come away with road points. That's points with an "S". Michael Chopra gets back in ...

Super Frankie Lampard

Frank Lampard came on as a second-half substitute for England against Estonia on Saturday and was booed. Not for the first time and I am ...

Wenger Favors Retroactive Punishment

Last Saturday, West Ham man Mark Noble did his best to reduce Aleksandr Hleb's working joints by one with a over-the-top tackle during Arsenal's 1-0 ...

John Terry: Will He or Won't He?

I feel so jealous that my fellow 'bloggers' can post goal action of their favourites from the weekend's action and 'appen from the last few ...

Full Time: West Ham 0-1 Arsenal

Not a world-beating display, but a nice three points away from home. The lone goal came from Robin van Persie, who is shown at ...

Half Time: West Ham 0-1 Arsenal

Arsenal took the lead at Upton Park behind a 13th-minute header from Robin van Persie. A very nice start to the match. And yes, it's ...

Sheffield United won't give up fighting the, um, good fight

Sheffield United are like a bad venereal disease. They just won't go away. No wonder Hitler is pissed at them. The club ...

Hammer Don't Hurt'em!!!: The First Post

"Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?" I suppose now that by ...

Van Persie Strong, Ljungberg "Weak", Hulk Smash

I think that Robin van Persie is not going to shy away from what will have to be his increased importance to the Gunners this ...

It's Hello Carlos Tevez, and Goodbye to Alan Smith

The sense of relief is palpable. Because Tevez is today a United player, but mostly that the whole bizarre/complicated/cloying/odious saga of freeing him from who ...

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I Love Ya Tomorrow!

Never let it be said that the musical Annie couldn't inspire a headline about Carlos Tevez seemingly about to become a Manchester United player. It may ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Gabriel Heinze's doggedness will now firmly leave him in the dog house... *If Giuseppe Rossi blossoms in Spain, United will be first in line to bring ...