Articles tagged with "world-football"
There are Blown Goals and there are Blown Goals
By Bob | January 9th, 2007Consider it one of this blog's missions to find the worst blown goal in the long, inglorious history of worst blown goals. The entry ...
Is it the Shirt or is it the Sepp?
By Bob | January 8th, 2007What could possibly make somewhere wearing such a fun fuchsia shirt have his smile turn upside down? Perhaps it was being in proximity to ...
Football Helps with Schizophrenia and Depression
By Bob | January 8th, 2007As a football fan who inevitably ends up supporting losing teams, I've always looked at the sport as having a negative impact on my mental ...
Transfer Talk: Black Cats, Unibrows and Uteruses
By Bob | January 8th, 2007It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help you ...
Sealand Sale: Your Chance to Own an International Football Team
By Bob | January 8th, 2007Break out your checkbooks because opportunities like this one don't come along every day. The micronation of Sealand – all 550 square meters of ...
Spanning the Globe: Holders Held, Minnows Miracles, Kissing Adriano
By Bob | January 8th, 2007Chances are you probably don’t have the time to follow every football league in the world closely. Never fear. We are here to help. Here’s ...
Daily Dose 01.08.07
By Bob | January 8th, 2007Some stories to read while you remember not to put your kids in the washing machine.... Ian Holloway is now on Sepp's shitlist (Left Back) The Deuce ...
The Offside Rewind: Keep your Head in the Game
By Bob | January 5th, 2007Once a moron, always a moron Here's the definition of violent conduct And here' a definition of, well, something Ice, Ice Nigel It is only a matter of time ...
Report Says Notts County Most Stressful Football Club to Support in England
By Bob | January 5th, 2007If you support a club that has sacked 35 manages since 1945, switched divisions a record 29 times and escaped being dropped from the Football ...
Transfer Talk: There's a Boa on the Loose
By Bob | January 5th, 2007It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help ...
Weekend Watch: Look out, Runaway Brakes!
By Bob | January 5th, 2007With the winter break coming to a close in many leagues and domestic cup action heating up, there is little excuse to leave the couch ...
Daily Dose 01.05.07
By Bob | January 5th, 2007Some stories to read while you consider coming up with a new wedding joke.... Leave it to those Bush twins to sour Maradona on Boca Juniors ...
The Next Ronaldo Ex-Girlfriend Sex Tape will involve a lot of Drilling
By Bob | January 5th, 2007Nothing says romance more than fluorescent lighting, a paper bib, a spit straw and novocaine. Just ask Real Madrid and Brazil striker Ronaldo who ...
Transfer Talk: Another Ronaldo for Real Madrid, a Robot for Juventus, a Plane for Fulham
By Bob | January 4th, 2007It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help ...
Judge: You can no longer watch Ronaldo’s Ex-Wife having Sex on YouTube
By Bob | January 4th, 2007In a blow to video voyeurs everywhere, a judge in Brazil has ruled that YouTube must take down a video featuring the ex-wife of Real ...
We'd like to Introduce our New Signing, only we didn’t Sign Him
By Bob | January 4th, 2007The cameras were in place. The prepared speeches were written. The club’s general manager put on his best Ghutrah and sat next to ...
Daily Dose 01.04.07
By Bob | January 4th, 2007Some stories to read while your cat gets a higher credit limit than you… How could you cheat on Freddie Ljunberg with Kieran Richardson? (Arsenal Offside) Not ...
The Most Lopsided Game in History
By Bob | January 3rd, 2007We’re big fans of underdogs in these parts and in the world of international football there is no bigger underdog than American Samoa. The ...
Transfer Talk: The United States of Fulham
By Bob | January 3rd, 2007It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help ...
You have to hear his Commentary when he lets in a Goal
By Bob | January 3rd, 2007It is a scientific fact that goalkeepers have DNA that doesn’t exist in most humans. You have to be a bit batty to choose ...
Daily Dose 01.03.07
By Bob | January 3rd, 2007Some stories to read while you are trapped in a cave thanks to an obese woman... Just call him Louis Baaaha (Manchester United Offside) What were you ...
The Ultimate Couch Potato Contest
By Bob | January 2nd, 2007A quick look at my living room couch will tell you that I spend considerable amount of time sitting on it. Those cushions didn’t ...
New Training Exercise: Dodge the Flying Water Bottles
By Bob | January 2nd, 2007Ah yes, derbies can bring out the best of behavior. Here we get a peak at what it is like when Galatasaray is welcomed ...
Transfer Window Cleaner: Tottenham gets French Theo and Porn Star
By Bob | January 2nd, 2007That draft you felt this morning wasn’t the breeze coming from your friend who is snoring and still passed out on the couch, but rather ...
Matias Fernandez Latin American Football of Year; African Shortlist Announced
By Bob | January 2nd, 2007We feel like proud parents around here today following the news this weekend that The Offside’s great discovery Matias Fernandez was voted Latin American footballer ...
Daily Dose 01.02.07
By Bob | January 2nd, 2007Some stories to read while you pay $130 for a dog massage…. Here's a site that is failing to achieve its mission statement (Soccer Sucks) Somehow I ...
2006 Goals of the Year
By Bob | December 29th, 2006Time flies when you are having fun and 2006 was certainly a lightning fast year of football fun around these parts. Thank you all ...
Giddyup, It's Horse Soccer!
By Bob | December 29th, 2006"He's a great soccer player because he throws himself into it. He's so great because he has all of the skills. He side-passes. He ...
Weekend Watch: Champagne, Fireworks, Footie
By Bob | December 29th, 2006Most of the leagues in the world actually give their players some time off this time of year, but fortunately for those of us who ...
Daily Dose 12.29
By Bob | December 29th, 2006Some stories to read while you work on your New Year's hangover cure…. The legend of Perry Groves is a hit in the bookstores (Telegraph) Since a ...
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