T There's really no reason why this is here. Except that Lloris is also in the same picture and that's just more awesome. I love how ...

Marseille stays in the Race....

Before the Sunday game, not many were betting on Marseille to beat Bordeaux and stay relevant in the chase of Lyon. Let's face it, we ...

And Marseille Wins Unglamourously

At the very moment that Chamakh scored that own goal, I decided to check on the score and see if it's going well. Unfortunately, it ...

Gourcuff Keeps His Pants (But Nothing Else) On

Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ...

Poll: Will Gourcuff Stay?

Gourcuff: To Stay Or Not To Stay 1) AC can't do shit about Gourcuff, so he'll stay. 2) Bordeaux is too poor to afford the 15m price ...

Sylvain Wiltord is Marseillais...

Yesterday around noon, Nino Wiltord arrived at the Commanderie for the traditional medical visit and an hour later, he was on the pitch for the ...

2008 In Review: The Biggest

^L'Equipe's team of the year. Bordeaux's only one two players off from Lyon! Biggest Flop: Diego Placente  Free transfer or not, I think this one is unanimous. It's ...

Footballers' New Year's Resolutions for 2009

It's the first day of 2009, so Happy New Year everyone. It's also the time of year to start making New Year's resolutions/promises that won't ...

More Gourcuff Beach Photos

A big thanks to Zine and Martha who found them :D

Yoann at St. Barth

I jump on this Perez Hilton bandwagon too. I didn't know he was vacationing in St. Barth. And no I didn't write that. I'm trying ...

Weekend Dose: 12.21.08

Some news to read as you watch a holiday video so completely, incredibly and utterly wrong that even I cannot make myself embed it on ...

Daddy and Baby Gourcuff

I KNOW I GOTTA STOP WITH THIS GOURCUFF MADNESS, BUT IT IS NOT ENDING. If someone is willing to be a complete champion and download this ...

Chalmé Loves Gourcuff Too..and other things

First, the result of our amazing luck? Galatasaray. Galatasaray has got to be one of the harder teams in the UEFA Cup, and I'm not just ...

Mirko Vucinic Celebrates In His Underpants

Two interesting things about Mirko Vucinic's joyous celebration after his 90th minute winner for Roma today. First, he takes off his Roma shirt to reveal... ...

I'm Going to Eat Some Roman(isti) Babies

I am angry. Very very very angry. So if you're having a really great day, please don't read this. If you're a Roma fan, again. ...

Gourcuff Balances With His Tougue

Not the best photo of Yoann Gourcuff, perhaps, and taken in not-the-best game for Bordeaux (a 0-2 loss to Roma.) But we take what ...

What To Expect in Rome

Expect Ramé, for he has returned. Jussiê as well! The group Ramé, Valverde – Chalmé, Diawara, Jurietti, Placente, Planus, Trémoulinas – Diarra, Ducasse, Fernando, Wendel, Gourcuff, Sertic, ...

Yoann Gourcuff Strips to his Bikini Undies. The Video.

[via ONTD] This is one of those posts that's going to make Chris and Daryl wake up and say, "Oh, dear Lord, what has she done ...

Gourcuff Stripping, Part Deux -- Now With Video

Someone always finds these things (thanks, Two Yellow Cards). Pity about the watermarks, but beggars and choosers and all that. And, at (sort of) long last, ...

Bordeaux Manage Win Over VAFC

Too tired to talk about it. I'm waaaaaay too worried about Valverde's shaky performance to appreciate this. Ramé, please please please recover for Tuesday. Goals and ...

Gourcuff Removes His Shorts on the Pitch

Please forgive my slow fingers! By the time I realized what was happening in the Bordeaux-Valenciennes game today and did a screen save, Yoann ...

Newest Gay Icon? Bordeaux's Yoann Gourcuff

Cristiano Ronaldo, step aside. There's a new gay icon in town. The French magazine Têtu has named Bordeaux's Yoann Gourcuff its latest "Bomb ...

Gourcuff Is Single, Never Swears and Wants to Heal People

The last of a 5 part forum interview with Yoann Gourcuff. Just something interesting/funny before we entertain VAFC tomorrow. The rest of the interview can ...

Bordeaux Will Fight For Qualification

Ahead of the do-or-die against Roma on Tuesday, Bordeaux's L1 match against VAFC has been pushed forward to take place this Friday after appeals. (At ...

5 Things We Learned From Matchday 5: Wednesday Edition.

The Cinderellas are in group B, not A. Cluj was the underdog-come-good story to start out the campaign, and deservedly so. They beat Roma - though ...

Ramé Will Not Start Against Chelsea

Ummmm, yeah, that basically sums it up. "If we win it, it will be an achievement." - Chamakh Le groupe : Valverde, Olimpa – Chalmé, Diawara, Jurietti, ...

Round 1: Lyon vs Bordeaux

Unnecessary, but completely called for. Despite what Inara may have led you to believe, it won't actually be Inara vs Jennifer. I'm off to the grand ...

Blending Sincerity with Mind Games

Oh Jean-mimi. How you love to find new ways to make people hate you (outside of Lyon, that is). This morning, in a rather long ...

Zizou. Mmmmm.

If there was one man who could put the sexy in headbutt, it would be Zinedine Zidane. I really miss him. So too does Raymond ...

Chamakh Finally Scores as Bordeaux are Down to Keeper #3

I bring good news and bad news. I must first say that this was very good game after that terrible loss to Nancy. Goals by Cavenaghi ...