

Articles tagged with "zlatan-ibrahimovic"
Inter 1-0 Udinese and Other Drama
By Johonna | November 13th, 2008I go away for a few days and all hell breaks loose. First, we FINALLY beat Udinese at the San Siro. Samuel makes his long ...
Never Enough Zlatan
By Lotte Cox | November 1st, 2008It's been more than a week since we've featured him, so it's high time for More Zlatan. First, since it's being discussed in the comments ...
Welcome to Sucksville
By Johonna | October 29th, 2008That was grim. Grim and horrible and awful and terrible. Ok, so maybe I am being a little melodramatic with the picture above, but ...
Someone's Got Some Splainin' To Do
By Johonna | October 26th, 2008I think it is safe to assume that whatever Mou is writing in that pad of his it is not good. Mourinho is pissed: Chi pensa ...
Inter v Genoa Preview+
By Johonna | October 25th, 2008Where: San Siro, Milan When: Sun, Oct 26 2008, 15:00 CET (7am Pacific, 10am Eastern) Referee: Orsato di Schio How to watch: Ride the stream. And here we are, ...
Roma v Inter - Nella Bocca del Lupo
By Johonna | October 17th, 2008Where: Stadio Olimpico, Rome When: Sun, Oct 19 2008, 20:30 (11:30am pacific; 2:30pm eastern) How to Watch: "live" on Fox Soccer Channel or find a stream here Here ...
INTER-national roundup
By Johonna | October 16th, 2008These past two weeks Inter has had 16 players from 10 countries out on international duty. All in all, everything came out ok... I mean, ...
Move Over Zlatan? Fausto Rossini With a Beauty of a Backheel Volley
By Daryl | October 14th, 2008Livorno claimed a 5-2 win over Frosinone this weekend, with striker Fausto Rossini scoring this incredible backheel. Rossini met a corner kick on the volley (impressive) ...
Introducing our New HABs Offside Five-Tongue Rating System!
By Amanda Leerat | October 14th, 2008In the comments on the Philippe Mexes post, reader Johonna offered up the following. I am not saying that I dont want to go ...
Cross-Cultural Exchange
By Lotte Cox | October 12th, 2008[Click for larger version.] We swear we're not trying to turn this blog into ZABs, or something, but it's not every day a man makes Cristiano ...
Better Flying Kick: Cruijff or Cantona?
By chris | October 10th, 2008We thank The Guardian, who thank Zlatan Ibrahimovic for reminding them, for reminding us of this goal, scored by one Hendrik Johannes Cruijff. A guy ...
Oh Hello, Zlatan
By Ivanna Baller | October 9th, 2008Some would argue that he is god's gift to football. Here on the HABs Offside, we argue that he is god's gift to women.
Inter 2-1 Bologna, Crisis Averted
By Johonna | October 6th, 2008This isn't going to be much of a review. I didn't take notes this time and it has been a couple days. I do have ...
You Know Zlatan?
By chris | October 5th, 2008Francesco Antonioli knows Zlatan. Someone once called him half-gangster, half-ballerina. Got the ballerina part right for sure, because the pure athleticism required to even attempt that ...
Searching for the Best Footballer Song
By chris | September 10th, 2008I had the good fortune of rediscovering the infamous German song about Lukas Podolski last night. And then again this morning in the shower. And ...
Photo: Marco Materazzi, Ladies & Gentlemen
By chris | August 31st, 2008Finesse is not a word in Marco's vocabulary, obviously. "Nice goal, I'm going to decapitate you now." (Giuseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images)
Did Zlatan Ibrahimovic Get Away With Handball?
By Daryl | August 31st, 2008Zlatan Ibrahimovic either a) scored an excellent goal for Internazionale after a one two with Amantino Mancini or b) scored a questionable goal for Internazionale ...
Zlatan, Crissy & Uncle Fester Throw The Media Some Bones
By chris | April 28th, 2008They should know better by now. The sensationalist media outlets will take anything and everything they can get their greasy hands on and twist it ...
Inter Info: 2/11/08
By robert | February 11th, 2008What's up my dawgs? It was a crazy day in footy yesterday, and also at theoffsides. (It's still continuing today, just check out the comments ...
Inter 2- 0 Catania, Surge In Sicily
By robert | February 10th, 2008Inter(2)-Catania(0) It was offsides. There you go, happy? There's no running from it, and I'm not going to try. All that I care about is that ...
Let's End With Eleven
By robert | February 9th, 2008Serie A, Round 22 Who: Inter Milan vs. Catania When: Sunday, February 10th 2:30 pm ET Where: Stadio Angelo Massimino Over the past three games it seems as if ...
Zlatan Voted Best Swede Ever
By Martha | January 15th, 2008No wait, that hasn't happened (yet). But at a big, fancy-dress gala last night, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was named Swedish Footballer of the Year, and also ...
Zlatan Is Zuper-Zuper-Zuperman
By chris | January 2nd, 2008This is when you know you've made it. When somebody takes a highlight reel - a highlight reel which is just you doing ridiculous crap ...
Who's Cockier: Cristiano or Zlatan?
By chris | November 29th, 2007It comes along with being young and supremely talented. Both Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan brahimovic are just that, and their cockiness matches the level of ...
All This Ibra-to-Milan Nonsense
By Martha | May 28th, 2007This whole "Ibra's going to Milan!" mess started, surprisingly, when the normally circumspect Carlo Ancelotti dangled a Shocking! transfer target before the media yesterday, describing ...
Real in For Ibra? Please, Don't Make Me Laugh.
By Martha | May 11th, 2007While I'll admit Ibra is, at times, enough of a pain in the ass to fit in with Real's irrational buying patterns, the mere suggestion ...
Ibra Goes Under the Knife; Defenses Sigh With Relief
By Martha | April 27th, 2007Electing to put a fork in his season, Inter's Zlatan Ibrahimovic went Amsterdam yesterday. No, not to continue his own personal Scudetto party -- at ...
April 25th Festa Della Liberazione & Juventus News
By Gianfranco | April 25th, 2007A little history lesson for all my readers before I get into the Juventus news, today in Italy is a national holiday recognizing the liberation ...
All Eyes on Ronaldo
By Bob | April 20th, 2007Just a reminder that if you like seeing hefty cartoon figures you'll want to tune in to see Ronaldo on The Simpsons this Sunday. ...
Emerson: Who Needs Logic When You Have Irrational Rage?
By Martha | April 6th, 2007In an interview on Italian TV yesterday, Real Madrid's Brazilian midfielder Emerson -- who, you may recall, fled from Turin when Juve were relegated last ...





